John Wilmes - Basketball Analysis

The Thunder Look Beyond Youth

by John Wilmes

Expectations are high for Oklahoma City in the tuned-in hoops dork demographic, with some predicting a premature competitive uptick drastic enough to take them deep into the postseason. Read more »
The Dual Vortex Dynamic Of Dame And Giannis

by John Wilmes

In terms of raw court dynamics, we haven't seen such a complementary rim-plus-arc pairing such as Dame and Giannis since the days of Shaq and Kobe, of T-Mac and Yao. Read more »
The Gnarly Path Of Draymond Green

by John Wilmes

The Draymond Green torrent has always gone on, forward, away from pause or introspection. The reckless, universal-beef warpath is inseparable from all the championship qualities he brings to the Warriors. Read more »
Joel Embiid's Pyrrhic MVP

by John Wilmes

No one, save for maybe Karl Malone, has ever won MVP while also taking such a deep reputational hit. There's a whole lot that needs to happen in Philly for Embiid to embark on the Hero's Journey narrative that NBA fans are so unforgiving about seeing.  Read more »
Damian Lillard's Expiring Mythology

by John Wilmes

Damian Lillard positioned himself for years as a small-market loyalty warrior; the last true gun-slinging, ruggedly individualistic cowboy in a bloodless modern world of globalist business mergers otherwise known as "superteams." Read more »
Zion And Ja's Murky Crossroads

by John Wilmes

Despite all the instant glory, there is a stressful cloud of beleaguerment around both Zion Williamson and Ja Morant. It has been a while since fresh superstars stumbled in this way. Read more »
Nikola Jokic, The Least American MVP

by John Wilmes

The contrast of Nikola Jokic's monastic approach in an over-sauced landscape of media narratives, financial incentives, and performed virtue reached hilarious new heights with Denver winning the NBA championship. Read more »
The Improbable, Inevitable Miami Heat

by John Wilmes

It was not foreseeable Miami would defeat the most talented teams in the sport, flaring an unusual ability to find and corner the frightened child within some of the NBA's biggest stars. Read more »
For The Nuggets, Attention Isn't the Prize

by John Wilmes

Your life is certainly better if you don't make yourself think like a media executive, but the exercise may be useful to those acting confused about why a business-first basketball team with minimal mainstream history and no loud characters has been under-publicized. Read more »
The Boston Celtics Are At A Crossroads

by John Wilmes

With Boston on the verge of getting summarily swept, Jayson Tatum, Jaylen Brown and Co. are getting plenty of criticism for their ineffectual play, but it's Joe Mazzulla who's become the lead character in this disappointment. Read more »
The Lakers And Nuggets, After Purgatory

by John Wilmes

Since their meeting in the 2020 bubble, the Lakers and Nuggets had two seasons lost due to key injuries. Denver is now a little older and at their competitive zenith while LeBron and A.D. may not have this good of a chance together again. Read more »
LeBron James, Millennial Superhero

by John Wilmes

As the Lakers overtook the Grizzlies, the most staunchly anti-LeBron minds of his generation warped in real-time, before us, into the Boomers they so gleefully mock. James is now a totemic mirror for elder millennials in a way that no other American athlete has been. Read more »
The Tremendous Jimmy Butler

by John Wilmes

There is a more holistic power Jimmy Butler has access to, involving his fearlessness and his great strategic intelligence but not limited to these things. Read more »
The Bulls Need To Be A Better Sisyphus

by John Wilmes

This team will likely remain in the middle, which is hellish to many, but it need not be- a decade ago, Bulls fans found joy in this place, because they loved the team's inspiring characters; their medium-sized triumphs, the brief but indelible dazzles of their Sisyphean quest. Read more »
Klay Thompson, Rudy Gobert Offer Two End-of-Season Moods

by John Wilmes

Klay Thompson embodies both the zombie-like malaise of the Warriors, and that of the league in general as we end another long season in its most laborious, most unstable era ever. On the opposite end is probably the most-disliked person in the modern NBA, who ended his regular season with maximum indignity. Read more »
LSU Vs. Iowa, And The NCAAW's Great Explosion

by John Wilmes

The more fractured, more brief series of men's youth recruitment pipelines has made it so that women are now more consolidated in, and committed to, the college game. They are the new stars of March Madness. Read more »
Bradley Beal And The Pandora's Box Of Widespread Sports Gambling

by John Wilmes

In just a few years, the sports-betting industrial complex has wedded itself to professional American sports in a Too Big To Fail kind of way. What's happening with Bradley Beal is tiny beans compared to what could be next. Read more »
The Kings Are Basketball's Best Story

by John Wilmes

Mike Brown has microwaved a Michelin-starred meal, instantly getting total buy-in from his core as they run a system that perfectly streamlines all their skills. Read more »
Ja Morant And The Ghosts of The Mid-2000's

by John Wilmes

During the liminal phase between Jordan and LeBron, Allen Iverson and basically all of the Blazers became subjects of daily, nauseating moral analysis that ultimately led to a repressive and racist dress code. Read more »
The 2023 Title Contenders Are Already Here

by John Wilmes

To believe that any of 2023's neo-contenders can become bonafide champs over the next few months is to believe that a once-in-a-quarter-century occurrence is about to transpire. The reality is there are only four real contenders. Read more »